neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

thetruthinesswillsetyoufree:

deanbumchester:

i think i’ve come to loathe the word ‘sweet’ because of how often david yates had used it to describe his vision of harry/ginny. like fuck you man they were passionate and blissful oblivion and intense as fuck there ain’t no sweet timid bullshit here get out.

#harry doesn’t really casually just walk into love with her like sure it’s gradual but #when it does eventually hit him it’s like a punch in the boner like YO LOOK #THIS GIRL IS AMAZING SHE’S EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED AND YOU’RE FUCKING IN LOVE ASSHOLE (via deanbumchester)

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that im average im not really good at anything or really beautiful im going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

how does one invite people to a birthday party

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

darkingofmordor:

picture the most serious character that you know of

now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs

barlightsprettygirls:

theyearofinsatiablesilence:

this was the best filler episode of all time.

the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning